NO ONE KNOWS. None of Us, anyway. But They know. And so MINITRUE’s tireless belletrist, parablist and liberterrorist faces the faceless minions of illuminist intrigue. Yes, the taxman cometh, and we must stuff his putrid maw.

WHO IS GERRY REITH? This much we know: he is

— Anarchorexic;
— A dualist duellist;
— Furious at Fuehrerists;
— A curt Anglo Saxon;
— Tired of Trilateral tyranny;
— Manichean depressive;
— The mailman’s reluctant best friend.

SURE, we have our little differences; we wonder if Austrian economics leads to Austrian politics; we watch with concern as he William-Burroughs from within the Liberaltarian Party. But Reith reads “between the lies”; he composed Beethoven’s 9th Amendment; he hasn’t aroused Their wrath for nothing!

LET’S PREVENT A ROCKY MOUNTAIN HORRORSHOW. Let’s show Gerry Reith that there is a free lunch, perhaps even a Naked Lunch! To assure that he gets his licks in (and gets Prolixin), to make sure that Reith hasn’t sterilized his last Mason jar, send money today. “The sleep of reason begets monsters,” so wake up! To each according to his needs!

BEWARE MASONIC MIND CONTROL TECHNIQUES!

SEND MONEY TO: G. Reith

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